I have to agree with you, Randy. I grew up and spent my first 30 years in Missouri and Illinois before I married a Southern Girl and moved to Mobile, Alabama.
The first snow of the season is pretty and usually kind of fun. After that, though, the rest of them are just a pain in the posterior. I don't miss them at all.
We have only had about 3-4 small snowstorms (maybe 2-3 inches) in Mobile in the last 25 years. For a former Yankee, they sometimes provide significant entertainment as I watch the natives attempt to cope with the unknown.
For example, some of the redneck pickup drivers can't seem to understand why they can't still go around that gentle curve at 65 mph. They've done it that way for years. Cars and trucks in the ditches everywhere, and accident rates triple as people discover that the laws of friction can temporarily be suspended.
By far, the funniest incident that I saw was video on the six o'clock local news of the county highway crews attempting to put sand on the ice that had accumulated on the high rise Interstate bridge over the river. The dump trucks would drive up to the bridge, accelerate up the slope until they ran past the previously sanded portion, skid on up as far as they could until they ran out of traction, then frantically throw sand down on the road as far as they could reach before backing back down off of the bridge and repeating the procedure. It never occurred to any of them to turn the truck around and BACK the truck up the bridge, throwing sand ahead them as they went. I was laughing so hard my wife initially thought I was having a seizure.
Of course, the kids all love it. Snowmen in every yard, as far as the eye can see. Two inches of snow on top of pine straw makes for pretty hairy looking snowmen, though.
Dave York